Captain Spaulding - Holiday Horrors
Bring a touch of the macabre to your merry with the Captain Spaulding - Holiday Horrors Ornament by Trick or Treat Studios! This ain't your grandma's holiday decoration, folks. This officially licensed ornament features the one and only Captain Spaulding himself, ready to add a dash of murderous cheer to your holiday season.
Why This Ornament Will Make Your Holidays Legendary (in a Totally Screaming Way):
Deck the Halls with Captain Spaulding! This meticulously sculpted resin ornament captures Spaulding in all his greasy glory, complete with his signature clown makeup and shifty grin. It's a hauntingly hilarious conversation starter (or maybe a conversation ender...we won't judge).
Hand-Painted Perfection. Every detail, from his wild hair to his questionable fashion choices, is meticulously painted for a chillingly festive look. It's the perfect blend of creepy and campy for the discerning horror fan.
A Hauntingly Versatile Villain. Hang him on your tree for a Halloween twist on Christmas, proudly display him year-round for a touch of the bizarre, or maybe even dangle him from your rearview mirror to warn off any carolers with bad taste. The scare-smöglichkeiten (that's German for "scary possibilities") are endless!
Officially Licensed Chills. This ornament is a certified piece of House of 1000 Corpses memorabilia, making it the perfect gift for any horror enthusiast who appreciates a good scare (and a good laugh).
Collector's Window Box Included. This ornament arrives in a stylish box, making it a unique and giftable addition to any horror fan's holiday collection.
So ditch the fruitcake and embrace the Captain this season! Order your Captain Spaulding - Holiday Horrors Ornament today and spread holiday cheer (the terrifying kind) wherever you go. Just be warned, he may come with some serious "prezzies for everyone" vibes. But hey, at least your holidays will be unforgettable!